Speak goods englished

Heyed everybodys. How are your day ? I are learnings to spoke goods englished.

"My heart is breaken."
"I has the best taste in music."

Exampled of goods englished. Speaken goods englishses peoples.

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That was crap. But what's really crap is that puss. Don't backstab me when you don't even know me. Backstab your pussy kay ?
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The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
If only there was such a law in maths.