Sunday, January 31, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
I play with stockings
On the 29 of january, 2010, Eng-gel-lah, Dick, Showmei, educated some innocent kids on life.
That was not necessary, kids nowadays know too much.
OH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
Happy Bertday AirDum Lambert!
Come to singapore leh. Old already la.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Twidark Sequel
Shumeilla: Adward will you, MARRY ME ?
Adward: *breathes gayly*
Adward: *breathes gayly*
- THE END -
Hahehohehahooohaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm bored.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
My bright ass future
So me and my bloody other half talked about music, then about opening a clinic.
We offer Chinese Dance, Guzheng, Trumpet, Violin, Piano, Percussion, performances there. The clinic will be opened after I get back from London where I will get my doctorate (YEAHHHHH) and of course after 2012.
Guest of honor of the grand opening: YY BOOMZ.
Head Nurse: Angelical Angel with awesome figure.
Sounds like a horny clinic.
**
Back to reality. Had Character Education and they said something about goals.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOALS ARE:
SHU DEE KEE Clinic of Arts.
We offer Chinese Dance, Guzheng, Trumpet, Violin, Piano, Percussion, performances there. The clinic will be opened after I get back from London where I will get my doctorate (YEAHHHHH) and of course after 2012.
Guest of honor of the grand opening: YY BOOMZ.
Head Nurse: Angelical Angel with awesome figure.
Sounds like a horny clinic.
**
Back to reality. Had Character Education and they said something about goals.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOALS ARE:
- Pass my O's.
- Go Poly or JC. Part time performing arts, part time doctor stuffs.
- Go NUS, part time performing arts, part time doctor stuffs.
- Go London, get my doctorate. LONDON OMG.
- Come back singapore open a bloody clinic.
- Haha
- ShuMei
- You
- Sure
- Have
- DREAMS.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Speak goods englished
Heyed everybodys. How are your day ? I are learnings to spoke goods englished.
"My heart is breaken."
"I has the best taste in music."
Exampled of goods englished. Speaken goods englishses peoples.
**
That was crap. But what's really crap is that puss. Don't backstab me when you don't even know me. Backstab your pussy kay ?
**
The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
If only there was such a law in maths.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Rah rah ah ah ah ruma ruma ma
I HATE MY BLADDER. I HATE MY BLADDER. SHIT YOU BLADDER.
Saw Kyaow Phone with his tights, ahahahahahahahhahahaha. So tight, in a creepy way.
I'm feeling the stress of having 2 ccas man. Nah kidding.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 left right middle up down down yeahhhhhhhhhh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yeaaaaaaah yeaaaaaah yeaaaaaah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (...)
Saw Kyaow Phone with his tights, ahahahahahahahhahahaha. So tight, in a creepy way.
I'm feeling the stress of having 2 ccas man. Nah kidding.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 left right middle up down down yeahhhhhhhhhh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yeaaaaaaah yeaaaaaah yeaaaaaah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (...)
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Screw bamboo bridges
May the froth be with you.
Run Devil Run run run run run run run run run run run run run. Screw DNT.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Pssst, puss.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Mother tongue class was, argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh *hardcore low pitch voice*. Boring.
Mother tongue class was, argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh *hardcore low pitch voice*. Boring.
PE. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Go to the dentist, Sir. Stop shouting, I can hear you.
Maths was too fast toofurious. I can't really catch up with Sir Ben Tay.
Maths was too fast too
History was better.
This is crap, bye.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Sec 1 2010 cca orientation, I had fun performing :B
Man, those yellow bitchtards kept laughing at us when we're performing. Yah laugh, you bitchtards think it's easy to dance on a stage. Laugh till your yellow bitchified ass falls out. Went around asking people to join CD, aggressive people, I keep bumping into people. Hah.
Me: HEY WANT TO JOING CD ?!?!?!?! :O
They: NO *ROLL THEIR FREAKING BITCHIFIED EYES*
Some of them are very cute though.
Man, those yellow bitchtards kept laughing at us when we're performing. Yah laugh, you bitchtards think it's easy to dance on a stage. Laugh till your yellow bitchified ass falls out. Went around asking people to join CD, aggressive people, I keep bumping into people. Hah.
Me: HEY WANT TO JOING CD ?!?!?!?! :O
They: NO *ROLL THEIR FREAKING BITCHIFIED EYES*
Some of them are very cute though.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Boomz, man, boomz.
- Prasanth ftw. Haha.
- I grew 2cm taller. Thanks, god.
- Rehearsal was hell, shingz.
- I should stop typing like ris low, shingz.
- Hopefully, I won't screw up tomorrow.
- Kay
- Thanks
- Bye.
Monday, January 4, 2010
4 Jan 2010
- It rained.
- Many people grew, GREW, SCREW ME.
- This batch of Sec. 1s very cute, most of them are shorter than me.
- Kat's brother is one of this year's Sec. 1s, and he look normal, as compared to his, ahh, sister.
- Kat's a very weird person. Hah.
- Today was very hardcore. Hardcore. And hardcore.
- Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday. (Adapted from Azrul o-o)
Friday, January 1, 2010
Whooooops
It's 01.01.10 toodeh. I was on youtube when I discovered a very talented bitch. I bring you, SHANAYNAY. Check her/him out on youtube. Heh.
"If y'all want to look cute for prom, you just come to shanaynay !"
"If y'all want to look cute for prom, you just come to shanaynay !"
Warning: If your heart can't take ShaneDawson, don't bother watching Shanaynay's vids.
Sorry if this dudette up there scared the shit out of you.
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