Sunday, January 31, 2010

Friday, January 29, 2010

I play with stockings




On the 29 of january, 2010, Eng-gel-lah, Dick, Showmei, educated some innocent kids on life.
That was not necessary, kids nowadays know too much.

OH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

Happy Bertday AirDum Lambert!
Come to singapore leh. Old already la.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Twidark Sequel

Shumeilla: Adward will you, MARRY ME ?
Adward: *breathes gayly*
- THE END -


Hahehohehahooohaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm bored.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

My bright ass future

So me and my bloody other half talked about music, then about opening a clinic.

SHU DEE KEE Clinic of Arts.


We offer Chinese Dance, Guzheng, Trumpet, Violin, Piano, Percussion, performances there. The clinic will be opened after I get back from London where I will get my doctorate (YEAHHHHH) and of course after 2012.

Guest of honor of the grand opening: YY BOOMZ.
Head Nurse: Angelical Angel with awesome figure.

Sounds like a horny clinic.

**
Back to reality. Had Character Education and they said something about goals.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOALS ARE:

  • Pass my O's.
  • Go Poly or JC. Part time performing arts, part time doctor stuffs.
  • Go NUS, part time performing arts, part time doctor stuffs.
  • Go London, get my doctorate. LONDON OMG.
  • Come back singapore open a bloody clinic.
  • Haha
  • ShuMei
  • You
  • Sure
  • Have
  • DREAMS.

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Sunday, January 24, 2010



O-O...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG (..) many many OMG

He's getting older

Saturday, January 23, 2010


Sports heat sucked.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Speak goods englished


Heyed everybodys. How are your day ? I are learnings to spoke goods englished.

"My heart is breaken."
"I has the best taste in music."

Exampled of goods englished. Speaken goods englishses peoples.

**
That was crap. But what's really crap is that puss. Don't backstab me when you don't even know me. Backstab your pussy kay ?
**

The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
If only there was such a law in maths.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Rah rah ah ah ah ruma ruma ma

I HATE MY BLADDER. I HATE MY BLADDER. SHIT YOU BLADDER.

Saw Kyaow Phone with his tights, ahahahahahahahhahahaha. So tight, in a creepy way.

I'm feeling the stress of having 2 ccas man. Nah kidding.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 left right middle up down down yeahhhhhhhhhh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yeaaaaaaah yeaaaaaah yeaaaaaah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (...)

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Screw bamboo bridges

May the froth be with you.

Run Devil Run run run run run run run run run run run run run. Screw DNT.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Merveilleux Moment - Angela Bleh.
The weirdest yet unique doctor ever.




Photoshop Magic
Very formal.

WTF. Lol.

Shiny Legs.

My fav. Hah.

The red long cave.

Angela looks pretty here. I am retarded.

Sucks being short.

Spread your legs.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Run Devil Run



Retarded Bladder.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pssst, puss.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Mother tongue class was, argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh *hardcore low pitch voice*. Boring.

PE. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Go to the dentist, Sir. Stop shouting, I can hear you.

Maths was too fast too furious. I can't really catch up with Sir Ben Tay.

History was better.

This is crap, bye.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Sec 1 2010 cca orientation, I had fun performing :B

Man, those yellow bitchtards kept laughing at us when we're performing. Yah laugh, you bitchtards think it's easy to dance on a stage. Laugh till your yellow bitchified ass falls out. Went around asking people to join CD, aggressive people, I keep bumping into people. Hah.

Me: HEY WANT TO JOING CD ?!?!?!?! :O
They: NO *ROLL THEIR FREAKING BITCHIFIED EYES*

Some of them are very cute though.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Boomz, man, boomz.

  1. Prasanth ftw. Haha.
  2. I grew 2cm taller. Thanks, god.
  3. Rehearsal was hell, shingz.
  4. I should stop typing like ris low, shingz.
  5. Hopefully, I won't screw up tomorrow.
  6. Kay
  7. Thanks
  8. Bye.

Monday, January 4, 2010

4 Jan 2010

  • It rained.
  • Many people grew, GREW, SCREW ME.
  • This batch of Sec. 1s very cute, most of them are shorter than me.
  • Kat's brother is one of this year's Sec. 1s, and he look normal, as compared to his, ahh, sister.
  • Kat's a very weird person. Hah.
  • Today was very hardcore. Hardcore. And hardcore.
  • Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday. (Adapted from Azrul o-o)

Friday, January 1, 2010

Whooooops

It's 01.01.10 toodeh. I was on youtube when I discovered a very talented bitch. I bring you, SHANAYNAY. Check her/him out on youtube. Heh.

"If y'all want to look cute for prom, you just come to shanaynay !"
Warning: If your heart can't take ShaneDawson, don't bother watching Shanaynay's vids.





Sorry if this dudette up there scared the shit out of you.

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