Beethoven's Grief

pushin paper nine to five

2010-06-29T20:34:00.005+08:00

I HAD A GOOOD HOLIDAY HOHO.

Bake Bananas

2010-05-21T23:14:00.000+08:00

Camel Humpage

2010-05-20T22:03:00.005+08:00

Shu mei says:
He got long lashes
So jealous

Qiu Yi says:
omg. camel.

Arief:
B-l-o-w j-o-b, BLOW JOB BLOW JOB.

Mr Tan:
Ohhhhh blowjob ahhhh ? (OMG)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED KATHERINE :D

You are like so old right now, ahahahahaha.
Do continue being as nabeh as you are right now, I like it alot. Really.
I hope you would stay as you are and stop growing already. Thanks !
Love, your freaking nabeh daughter.

..

I LOVE MY EROTIC PEOPLE.

a hundred summers

2010-05-15T17:43:00.000+08:00

...

Fool me fool me

2010-05-14T19:52:00.001+08:00

She's back ~

2010-05-14T19:07:00.003+08:00

IT'S FINALLY OVER GOD DAMN IT.
Haha today. is. the. best. day. ever.
Yeah, SHUMEI's back.

Caught Back up plan starring Jennifer sexy like hell Lopez with my wtf retarded katherine and my all time favourite sidekicks haha wth. It was oh my gaawwwwwwd. Haha.

HELLOOO HAAII HEEYY

2010-04-12T20:34:00.004+08:00

WILL BE ON HIATUS.
BYE.

2010-04-11T15:42:00.001+08:00

Great, it's monday tomorrow. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

F-yeahotography

2010-04-09T20:49:00.002+08:00

we're running with blood on our knees

2010-04-08T21:52:00.005+08:00

I'm back and I survived a camp, haha wth. Man it feels good shitting after 3 days of keeping it inside.

Oh my god, I think I need the toilet bowl
The sun, I swear, is bleaching down my ass
Red, Blue, Yellow, Green What colour is my poo?
I don't know I don't care How should I wipe my ass ?
-Azrul

GLITTER SPAM

2010-04-02T20:32:00.003+08:00

Went out with a bitch dog and a few friends today haha. We failed big time at attempting to take neoprints, no talent you see. Kay there's nothing much to say, so kay thanks byeeee.

Till here, I'll be back when I feel like.
-PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
HAHA WHAT THE HELL.

We are the world united by love so strong

2010-03-28T14:23:00.003+08:00

Last night was fun, though I screwed up. The finale[fee-nah-leh] was AWESOME ! Too bad the next public performance is two years away.

ZOMG

2010-03-21T18:36:00.003+08:00

I don't know wtf is wrong with my leg, I'm limping like there's no tomorrow now. Haha.

I am a boring person with a boring life with a boring blog that bores the shit out of people. So bye.

2010-03-16T17:39:00.003+08:00

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I'm bored and lazy to do my homework. Haha, screw me.

Rehearsal tomorrow again, hooooooooooooooly. Actually it's no big deal, it's just a 4 or 5 hours rehearsal, heh.

WE ARE THE WORLD, I AM THE WORLD

2010-03-15T18:10:00.002+08:00

Rehearsal was not as bad as i thought it would be, sai sai ee sai sai, sai sai.

The band played We are the world, and it was really really nice.

2010-03-13T18:54:00.003+08:00

CANON + PHOTOSCAPE FTW.
http://redcheeksftw.tumblr.com

2010-03-11T20:35:00.003+08:00

Jiamin played this for me on the piano in the school hall, wooooooow she's the boomzzzzzzzz. Hehe.

Saving the earth is soooo yesterday

2010-03-09T19:31:00.004+08:00

Feel free to enlarge this.
The black ink belongs to Alden the great.

2010-03-08T22:50:00.001+08:00

March holidays are coming, it's not a holiday for me. T-T My week is like 75% packed with rehearsals and stuff. If sec 2 life is already this screwed, I'm screwed to the max for sec 3 life man.

Say Caaanon

2010-03-06T20:05:00.012+08:00

All the above is the great productions of canon. Yeah canon yeaaaaaaaah. As for the photos of women, those are photos from a magazine, I was bored so I started taking photos of it. Heh. Man I miss the life in kampong mama. T-T

I had this dream that me and all my friends live in this huge ass mansion together. That mansion had everything man, it had a movie theater, a pool, an arcade, a food paradise, and two bloody hell huge bed rooms.

DREAMS CAN BE REALLY ARGHHHH.

2010-03-06T19:49:00.002+08:00

(C)

2010-03-06T19:35:00.002+08:00

Creds to David Pereira.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRASANTH.GEEZ !

william tell overture

2010-03-05T19:02:00.002+08:00

Found this here

M-sers FTW.

2010-03-01T19:49:00.003+08:00

2 Evolution won the preliminary round of the debates, orrhhh....yeah. Badass questions, badass man.

CCA WAS FUN. :D

Year Evolution

2010-02-26T19:36:00.014+08:00

Orrhhvolution

Ever retarded Arief

When there is wiki, there is qianwei

OMG FACTS

What makes evolution orrhhhsome

Qiuyi is so cute here

Starting an ewehvolution

A more deserving Evolution's Next Top Model

My beloved black jackass

Chew Dick Kee Angelically

Humps of fun

The "I-WILL-NEVER-DATE-AN-UGLY-BITCH" Peirara

Ate my heart, a-a-ate my heart.

2010-02-25T20:21:00.003+08:00

GAGA ORH YEAH.

I seriously hate MT lessons man. Stupid reflection. Mind corruption 101. Ahhh see yah.

2010-02-24T18:53:00.000+08:00

ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH
ORHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..YEAH

I LOVE 2 EVOLUTION.

Travel light

2010-02-22T22:09:00.004+08:00

TODAY WAS SCREWICKY

Life's boring.

WTF

2010-02-21T12:35:00.003+08:00

I snapped one metal string hardcore today. Hahahaha. WTF.
I hate debates. Hahahaha. WTF.
I wish to become a doctor one day, but just to sit in a bloody clinic takes 6 bloody years or more of training. Hahahaha. WTF.
Baby you know that, maybe it's time for miracles ~~~~ *all glass windows shatter like there's no tomorrow* Hahahaha. WTF.

2010-02-18T18:49:00.005+08:00

Wah Diva Diva.
"Can you get off that/the phone?" _|_ Hehe.
That was so not the bert I like.

Oh yah, I JUST KNEW I HIT 1.5m TODAY YAYYYYY HAHAHAHA WTH.

2010-02-17T20:07:00.001+08:00

Haha, awkward looking period.
Those juniors should be overjoyed to have seniors as cute as this. Hehehehe.

This is deadly

2010-02-16T10:11:00.001+08:00

2010-02-14T23:38:00.003+08:00

2010-02-13T23:49:00.002+08:00

AZRUL RULES AT THIS KIND OF STUFF.

--

I am really weird. I actually fell asleep next the guzheng without knowing.

2010-02-12T21:06:00.000+08:00

Chinese dance hoooooi

2010-02-12T18:57:00.002+08:00

Performance was abit ughhhh. But still I enjoyed performing. Haha. Don't really like the making up part though, creepy masskaaraas.

Went back wrps, saw many tall asses. Extreme dares man, extreme.

Do not invade the territory of Swollen Baby Jesus

2010-02-11T18:29:00.004+08:00

Hiiiiii. It's the eve of the eve of the eve of CNY.

WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. WTF. SCREW YOU CHINESE LANGUAGE. SCREW YOU HARDCORE. I was an emo asshole during geo, yeah screw you chinese language.

DNT was fun. My class is soooo cute. Meooow.

CCA was humptastic.

Concert tomorrow !

2010-02-10T19:26:00.001+08:00

Angela was not in school today, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Boring la. Maths test, wasted my time studying sec 1 work. FML. Science test was way better. Geee thanks shaaaron.

Two tests tomorrow and i still can crap here.

2010-02-09T19:20:00.001+08:00

HMT test was sick, sick, sick, sick, sick. WTF.

Alden: *Sees volleyball babes leaving the class early*
Alden: Wth unfair, I want join volleyball.
Alden: Volleyball ~ Yeah [Adapted from: "Orhhhhh~ YEAH.]

Here we come

2010-02-08T22:30:00.004+08:00

HI K BYE.

Today was hardcore maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Note to Katherine: Stop invading my personal space. Your assets are such eyesore. Hahahehehahaho. Kidding kidding, nahhhh.

Sir Ben Tay made maths ?.? > *.* > T.T > O.O > @.@ > I SEE THE LIGHT ~

2010-02-06T22:14:00.005+08:00

Shoe-mee-erd

2010-02-05T19:24:00.002+08:00

Orhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaah. Creepy block.

MY (long lost)BLACK BROTHER CALLED ME SISTER FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Today is not the best day

2010-02-04T20:09:00.002+08:00

I do not have the ability to lead the juniors.
Yah, I can't play the wood well.
Yah, yah, yah.
No, I'm not blaming them.
And no, I'm not trying to give attitude here.
Shut up Shumei.

If I lay here, if I just lay here

2010-02-03T20:11:00.004+08:00

Secondary 2 workload is killing me. OMG. OMG, rehearsal tomorrow. OMG. OMG. Oh my god. T.T

2010-02-03T18:11:00.001+08:00

Awwww. Hottest pair of mother and daughter.

2010-02-02T19:09:00.001+08:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Govindasamy ... ... PILLAY!

2010-02-02T17:31:00.002+08:00

Class was cheerfull today. Hehehehehehehe.

The Even Clan

2010-02-01T18:44:00.002+08:00

"HEY HEY WASSSUP"
"WTF SHUT UP LA"

Hahahahaha. DNT WAS AWESOME. Hehe. Initially, we were fooling around like a retarded tribe. Phonenu called himself the Swollen Fat Baby Jesus, what the. *Holy light shines* Horrrrrrrr ~ Don't know why, don't know how, in the end we the epics managed to build a bridge that can hold Belindaaaaa, so yaaaay. Haha. My beloved black brother still have the mood to gay hump. WTH. But still, he's my beloved black brother that has talent in sawing. Heeeeeeeeheeeeeeh.

2010-01-31T14:13:00.003+08:00

I play with stockings

2010-01-29T21:39:00.002+08:00

On the 29 of january, 2010, Eng-gel-lah, Dick, Showmei, educated some innocent kids on life.
That was not necessary, kids nowadays know too much.

OH YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

Happy Bertday AirDum Lambert!

Come to singapore leh. Old already la.

Twidark Sequel

2010-01-28T18:59:00.003+08:00

Shumeilla: Adward will you, MARRY ME ?
Adward: *breathes gayly*

- THE END -

Hahehohehahooohaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm bored.

2010-01-28T18:02:00.002+08:00

2010-01-27T18:08:00.000+08:00

IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.
IT'S HAUNTING ME.

My bright ass future

2010-01-26T19:37:00.005+08:00

So me and my bloody other half talked about music, then about opening a clinic.

SHU DEE KEE Clinic of Arts.

We offer Chinese Dance, Guzheng, Trumpet, Violin, Piano, Percussion, performances there. The clinic will be opened after I get back from London where I will get my doctorate (YEAHHHHH) and of course after 2012.

Guest of honor of the grand opening: YY BOOMZ.
Head Nurse: Angelical Angel with awesome figure.

Sounds like a horny clinic.

**
Back to reality. Had Character Education and they said something about goals.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOALS ARE:

Pass my O's.
Go Poly or JC. Part time performing arts, part time doctor stuffs.
Go NUS, part time performing arts, part time doctor stuffs.
Go London, get my doctorate. LONDON OMG.
Come back singapore open a bloody clinic.
Haha
ShuMei
You
Sure
Have
DREAMS.

2010-01-24T22:09:00.001+08:00

O-O...

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG (..) many many OMG

He's getting older

2010-01-23T19:07:00.003+08:00

Sports heat sucked.

2010-01-22T17:20:00.003+08:00

Speak goods englished

Heyed everybodys. How are your day ? I are learnings to spoke goods englished.

"My heart is breaken."
"I has the best taste in music."

Exampled of goods englished. Speaken goods englishses peoples.

**
That was crap. But what's really crap is that puss. Don't backstab me when you don't even know me. Backstab your pussy kay ?
**

The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance
If only there was such a law in maths.

Rah rah ah ah ah ruma ruma ma

2010-01-19T20:11:00.004+08:00

I HATE MY BLADDER. I HATE MY BLADDER. SHIT YOU BLADDER.

Saw Kyaow Phone with his tights, ahahahahahahahhahahaha. So tight, in a creepy way.

I'm feeling the stress of having 2 ccas man. Nah kidding.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 left right middle up down down yeahhhhhhhhhh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 3 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yeaaaaaaah yeaaaaaah yeaaaaaah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 (...)

Screw bamboo bridges

2010-01-17T19:19:00.003+08:00

May the froth be with you.

Run Devil Run run run run run run run run run run run run run. Screw DNT.

2010-01-16T15:20:00.003+08:00

Merveilleux Moment - Angela Bleh.
The weirdest yet unique doctor ever.

Photoshop Magic

2010-01-16T11:59:00.008+08:00

Very formal.

WTF. Lol.

Shiny Legs.

My fav. Hah.

The red long cave.

Angela looks pretty here. I am retarded.

Sucks being short.

Spread your legs.

Run Devil Run

2010-01-15T20:10:00.003+08:00

Retarded Bladder.

Pssst, puss.

2010-01-07T20:10:00.002+08:00

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Mother tongue class was, argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh *hardcore low pitch voice*. Boring.

PE. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Go to the dentist, Sir. Stop shouting, I can hear you.

Maths was too fast too ~~furious~~. I can't really catch up with Sir Ben Tay.

History was better.

This is crap, bye.

2010-01-06T18:56:00.003+08:00

Sec 1 2010 cca orientation, I had fun performing :B

Man, those yellow bitchtards kept laughing at us when we're performing. Yah laugh, you bitchtards think it's easy to dance on a stage. Laugh till your yellow bitchified ass falls out. Went around asking people to join CD, aggressive people, I keep bumping into people. Hah.

Me: HEY WANT TO JOING CD ?!?!?!?! :O
They: NO *ROLL THEIR FREAKING BITCHIFIED EYES*

Some of them are very cute though.

Boomz, man, boomz.

2010-01-05T21:55:00.003+08:00

Prasanth ftw. Haha.
I grew 2cm taller. Thanks, god.
Rehearsal was hell, shingz.
I should stop typing like ris low, shingz.
Hopefully, I won't screw up tomorrow.
Kay
Thanks
Bye.

4 Jan 2010

2010-01-04T18:58:00.003+08:00

It rained.
Many people grew, GREW, SCREW ME.
This batch of Sec. 1s very cute, most of them are shorter than me.
Kat's brother is one of this year's Sec. 1s, and he look normal, as compared to his, ahh, sister.
Kat's a very weird person. Hah.
Today was very hardcore. Hardcore. And hardcore.
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday. (Adapted from Azrul o-o)

Whooooops

2010-01-01T22:53:00.003+08:00

It's 01.01.10 toodeh. I was on youtube when I discovered a very talented bitch. I bring you, SHANAYNAY. Check her/him out on youtube. Heh.

"If y'all want to look cute for prom, you just come to shanaynay !"

Warning: If your heart can't take ShaneDawson, don't bother watching Shanaynay's vids.

Sorry if this dudette up there scared the shit out of you.

What I want in 2010

2009-12-31T23:06:00.003+08:00

Bloody hell grow taller.
Gaylambert to come to Singapore, and hold a freaking concert and and tickets should be free of charge to those hardcore obsessed fans.
GROW TALLER.
GROW TALLER.
GROW TALLER.
DSLR !
I
think
this
should
be
e-nuff

Be happy people !

10000000000000000 is better than 1

2009-12-31T16:26:00.004+08:00

2010 is coming to town ~ Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but there's nothing to celebrate about anyway.
7.5 hours or so to go.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

--

I will miss 2009. Best year of Shumei's life, so far.

Ermzzzz, basically, I love my friends this year !
One by one, get your toliet paper ready, let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooo:

First of all,
Yongyu: For being a bloody awesome sponge friend. Thanks for everything eh. EVERYTHING. For your little jokes, your shoulder, sounds abit wrong but anyway people, I'm not gay.Yongyu, you better still have the letter i gave you. Haha. People, I say, Yongyu, has been a very very very very awesome and horny(yes I love this part of her, fuck you if you are going: EEEEEEEEEEEEEW OMG DISGUSTING OMGGGGG.) friend. THANKS LAH ! And I'm terribly sorry for you know what. I can't do anything if you're still angry at me or anything. I'm bloody sorry. I said it, I'll say it again. Maybe I am a lousy friend, Maybe I dont understand you enough, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being insincere, I was fucked up at the moment, I got carried away.

Diyana: Ah my beloved dick CUM Tarzan, haha. Without you, I won't know a shit about a show called little britain or even know how to bloody bake. I had a great time with you and our little bitchy angel.

Angela: Hoi Angel, I used to hate you like how santa hate kids. But now I still hate you, haha kidding. Thanks for the words you said to me whenever I feel cranky (HORNY ALERT), and i hope you continue being obsessed with hairy bitchy cousin matthias, I'm proud of you. Ah, thanks for being mah ~~enemy~~ friend. "XOXO, hairy dick !" Haha. And stop skipping your dinner, or I will strangle you. Hehe.

Weekee: Oh mama. Weekaaaaaaaaaaaay ! I love your sexy little voice. Ahhh, I don't know what to say. I hope you see this, cos Weekee ruleeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

Qiuyi: Aloha hardcore ss501 obssessed, Youuuu ahhh..... very cute lah. Psssst, may your dreams of migrating to South Korea come true!

Jiamin: Nice jokes you got, genius ! Don't worry, I'm still that short and sweet and abit sexy(WHOOOOPS) lucy you know.

Katherine: Maaaaa ! You're old already. How's life in the mental asylum ?! I'll visit you when I can. Kay, fine, I love you ma. Psst, but you're pretty annoying. KIDDING !

--

Adam Lambert: Hoi Glambert Gay, do you have any freaking idea how much I adore you?! Nah cuz you only take notice of guys. But you're hot.

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Miss Hu, Mr Sim, Mdm Chong: Bunch of great teachers. They are the holies of the teachers !

My Bank(Mum and Dad): Without them $$$, I won't be here.

My Aunt$: Thank$ Aunt$, I love you all !

silence can destroy

2009-12-30T23:39:00.006+08:00

2010 is on it's way bitchettes !

Get over it, ~~support gay rights~~, but you don't have to be gay. Ahh crap.

No offense intended.

2009-12-28T17:32:00.004+08:00

HAHA TOMMY JUST GET YOUR FREAKING **** OFF.

2010 seems exciting, Muse is coming to singapore (WHUUUUUT), Boys like girls is coming to singapore, Paramore is coming to singapore. O.O

Me: If Adam Lambert comes to singapore, would you buy me a ticket ?
MOM: It's a waste of money to watch a gay perform.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

**PSSSSST, ASK ME ANYTHING, RIGHT UP RIGHT UP !
Or here - http://www.formspring.me/awkwardheroes

those imaginary p*ssy scratches

2009-12-24T15:40:00.003+08:00

Hehehe, Merry Christmas Eve my hardcore fellow pervs out there !
Come'on you know you're one heck of a perv too.

I'm spending my christmas eve with my d*cked up homework.

Speaking of that ...

Kay this sweet little girl needs some lessons.

W.D.Y.S, its a roaring fucking success. We hum and we hum.

On behalf of myself, I wish you a merry christmas and a horny new year !

Gay Kiss Out

2009-12-19T15:51:00.001+08:00

Epic gay rejection.

Fang you

2009-12-18T21:01:00.002+08:00

Flew to Chiangmai
Rode to kampong mama at fang
Reached kampong mama, find out they had a dog at home, WTF
Good thing is, the dog can't bark, ahahahahahahahaha
And oh, the dog's called Pillay, oh hail Govindasamy Pillay reincarnate
Was asked taught how to ride the motorcycle, turned out the motorcycle was anti-shumei, FML
Spent one week at kampong mama/fang, can't bear to leave the kampong and Pillay, but I had to
Wanted to touch the mute dog but my dad says I have some anti-dog disease, FML
After 10 days

SHUMEi'S BACK.

Piss on that suckaaaaa

2009-12-07T21:16:00.005+08:00

Eninem's Elevator suck. Gays are not fake, at least lambert can sing. The song in my opinion is a piece of rap shit.
**

Black dog in the backdrop. Weird. o.o

I'm flying in about 10 hours time. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.

\EDITED/

It's 11.15 pm and I can't sleep, I'm supposed to wake up by 4 am. I think I will be sleeping in the plane if this is the case. I can't close my eyes. O-O"

Let's talk dreams.

Dream #1:

It was like an impromptu meet and greet session at a stadium with Adam Lambert and Kris Allen. Everyone was carrying a haversack, don't know why. Then Adam and Kris arrived, everyone(excluding me) screamed and ran towards kris. Poor Adam, only have one fan. So me and adam sat down and talk(sweet dream) with many haversacks surrounding us, I got his autograph and hugged him (OMG -_-) then I forgot what happened next.

Dream #2:

I can't remember it in detail, but I remember being accuse by Yongyu's dad that I stole something from their house. I was only helping Yongyu get her clip or something. Yongyu's dad was so bloody fierce.

You ate the moon.

2009-12-06T22:12:00.004+08:00

Flying off in about 36 hours times. Flying back together on the same aeroplane with my fuckwit Angela owh. :B Will be back on 18 December. If you happen to be diagnosed with Severe I-miss-Shumei-Hardcore disease, contact meh by my phone, idiots. :D

Yongyu: I won't come back with a thai accent. :D

.......

Adam Lambert is so cute here.

Thank god Ellen's not straight.

How could they put someone so hot in a photo with a bunch of aliens ?

Disney Lesbians

2009-12-02T21:49:00.003+08:00

Degayified

2009-12-01T21:39:00.002+08:00

It's like metal on your nails. O-O

I was bored.

2009-11-30T11:02:00.002+08:00

I love Lenka and this song.

I'm the 'censored' sign.

Yeah Bert, I can't figure you out.

Let it go ~

To Do:

2009-11-29T22:51:00.003+08:00

Hai Shumei,

Squeezeeeeeeeeeeee.
(via Things we forget.)

I'm flying soon. Fly ~v~ I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.

Bye Shumei.

Yeepee yaya

2009-11-26T20:59:00.006+08:00

Been watching hell's kitchen. It's hardcore. It's spammed with obscenities. It kills time. Ramsey needs a wrinkle remover.

Adam Cullen. Hotter than Edward I say.

Take one

2009-11-25T11:57:00.003+08:00

This is 1000000000000x better than hardcore lip-locking.
But there's a little threesome part though :B
Man, he's one weird bert.

Mayhem

2009-11-24T20:53:00.005+08:00

(fyt)

They left birds out.

I went to the dentist today.
The dentist wasn't as evil as I thought.

For your entertainment NOT.

2009-11-23T18:54:00.002+08:00

OMG WTF WTH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I don't get what's with Adam Lambert these days. His performance at the AMA was epic, in a negative way. Hardcore Lip locking with his keyboardist (FYI the keyboardist is a male, or shemale I don't know but he's not a 100% female for sure.) whom I knew was gay the moment I see him.

Adam has an erotic mind. But I think I still like the non-horny side of him. I will have nightmares.

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Good Night and Bye.

We are sure fire winners

2009-11-21T19:45:00.003+08:00

Till here, bye.

2009-11-20T15:29:00.002+08:00

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so in a ménage à trois sometimes

2009-11-18T17:10:00.002+08:00

oh baby, lights on
but your moms not home
Im sick of laying down alone (ooh)
with this fever fever, yeah
I want it all
now Im gonna get you alone (ooh)
give you a fever fever, yeah

Owh Gaga you are sick .

I'm doom on friday. Doom I say.

Rewinding the classics

2009-11-17T21:08:00.003+08:00

I was just looking back at my old posts. I can't believe I was the one typing that time. -_-

The below showcases the talent i had being a retard blogger. (Y) -_-

Retarding No.1

*Insert a retarded robot image and describe how much i love robots*

Anyway,finallllllyyyyyy,got the tube i wanted!!!!
And tht sandal,yayyayyay,LOLS!
Just being random okay:
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
I ♥ JoeJonas
He simply rocks my bloody ass out!

** Joe Jonas disease

No.2

PSLE IS COMING REAL SOOONN!
Gonna study,study,study.
Heh,so wont be posting for the next entire week.
And yeah,CAMP ROCK is telecasting tonight!

**CAMP ROCK FTW !! -_-

No.3

Had CCA. >:\
Before CCA starts when to Macs with Qiuyi,Jiamin,Yanni.
Sang songs,LMAO.
Angela 找 Yongyu.
忘记 Candy 了
Shumei 在旁边吃出
Qiuyi 在吃饭

(Sing it on the rhythm of the 客人来找爸爸，爸爸不在家 the song)
Laugh Out Loud :D

** ):

No.4

English is horrible terrible vegetable,that chao **** gave me 14/30 for compo.
He said the highest he gave was 17 or 18.
Still say what use BIG WORDS,knn la,he himself never use big words,still be english lao shi.
Ta ma de,I think he farted today.
One more mark can pass,one more mark,I think every mistake he minus one mark.
Cos Mrs Murali marks like this for compo:
-/10(Language)
-/10(Grammer)
-/10(spelling?I think)
He only wrote there
Not very believable,HELLO!Putting bomb @ supermarket NOT BELIEVABLE?!
Fuck la,He nvr experience bfore then say not believable.
Tenses,okay fine,
}I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS.
Was watching wrong tense?
Then I were watching the news?
Expectation so high for what shit,his english also not so good.
hair so little still want to cut,no need cut one what,I pluck out for him.

**Classic retard complaining

No.5

Mood:Bored

I'm super duper bored!
Nothing to do!
Actually have la,HW lor.
But i lazy do a little bit.
Hope today can finish.
I very gd one.
If do finish, pack bag.
Bored! bored! bored!
Stelyn online leh,i very bored.
Just now wrote sme love letters for:
Jolene;
Ask her be my Sunshine (OMG WTF?!?!?!?)
Stelyn
Zen.
1 more week b4 sku reopens.
When sku reopens,
Advantage:
Get to see my loves
Stay bck.
Disadvantage:
Study
HW n more HW
Cannot go out.

**Love letter season

No.6

Scenic views. (SCENIC SOMEMORE -___________-)

Got bck report bk todayy!
Damn disappointed; got 11th in class );
Previous time got 6th class.
Anyway... ...
I so happy I got an GOLD for NAPFA!!!
First time in my whole entire life,have I got a GOLD!
Lol,but deproved though;
Must work harder {:
Short post todayy,let those photos entertain you.

Bye earth-lings :D

**Bad understanding of photography much ?

No.7

PSLE IS OVER!:]
Yeah yeah yeah!:)
Goin' mervin hse wif my good fren Jazrine and chiobu Yanni!
Wooo,today rockzxzxc okay,
Went to Rachel's,playe-d wif her didi!
Cuteeeeeee!Didnt bring handphone,cannot take photo, :[
Boo!Heh,enough of groaningggggssss (-.=)"
Saw angela yo,sooo....hmpf!
Dunnooo how to say, *,*
Im' addicted to.......
DOMO! ♥

But i still love joe jonas okay :]
Just for your info,domo is not homo,lols,

**lame joke and Joe Jonas madness.

So you see, I had my classic moments. CLASSIC.

UNDISCLOSED DESIRES

2009-11-16T08:15:00.006+08:00

HEY

Whataya want from mehhh

2009-11-14T14:10:00.003+08:00

PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. -_-

I need to be entertained

2009-11-12T21:31:00.005+08:00

Float

2009-11-12T20:03:00.003+08:00

2012 mayhem ~ They saved many caucasians and like less then 10 asians. Whuuuut o.o The earth's not going to end, the earth's not going to end.

Oh the beautiful fireworks !!! Boooooooooooooooooooom ~ Charlie's dead. Nuthead.

ADAM LAMBERT \m/ !

Old-noying is the new black.

2009-11-06T16:54:00.008+08:00

“MOTHER”

ONE OLD LOVE-WRECKER ~

Holidays ~~rock~~. Few more weeks and goooooooodbaaaai to singapore (fyi, I LOVE SINGAPORE but TL more). :D KAY BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

the ultra-ordinary jolie

2009-11-02T20:13:00.003+08:00

MATTHIAS'S HOLDING A COMEBACK TOUR !

(brb)

wise young robot

2009-10-30T19:27:00.005+08:00

it's where her own father shitted

2009-10-27T21:35:00.010+08:00

Yongyu: Yong Yong Yuu, mah horny kid. Thanks for being a listening boob :X Keep the letter forever, not or ... HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. Thanks for being an awesome horny awesome friend.

Diyana: Tarzan, I am your jane. Better not go around look for Suzie Mary Dick Harry Tom Peter. Let's go swing trees ~

Weekee: Hardcore Suck Cock. I love your daily, "Hi Shumei .. suck cock." MAMAMAMAMA.

Angela: You.. Horny. There's a thousand meaning behind it. Aligato for being MAMA's good kid. Rape Daddy.

JIAMIN & QIUYI: Words cannot express my gratitude towards the both of you. AI YA YI YAYAYAYAYAYA ~ .

2009-10-27T20:24:00.002+08:00

Mr Cow Porn New: Rainforest is the place where tarzan f_ck Jane.

[ALL I COULD SAY IS: HUH ?] - The greatest judge ever to live.
'Huh' made you sound like a retard ( with huge boobs ) Phonenu would love to sink his face into them.

Bye blogger, you suck.

2009-10-23T19:03:00.004+08:00

GOODBYE, BROTHER MATTHIAS

You and your sex appealing face. Farewell. NIE suck. NIE suck for not calling you earlier before you met us. No worries my brother, I've got your number. I'll call you for free tuition and entertainment. No more pokemon boy, no more Matthias Jolie. I'll miss your face. I'll miss your husky voice. I know it's too late to apologize ~ Sir Matthias, you kinda suck at teaching at first, but you rock during the period before I took my EOY paper. LOL. I'll miss the time during racial harmony and national day when we took videos & photos of you brother. It's not going be as fun next year without you Sir. I was looking forward to you teaching me science. It's not going to be the case anymore. Come back in 2011 before the world ends. Some of 1 Inspirers miss you, sexbomb. Did you regard me as your sister ? LOL.

Sometimes you will only cherish a sexbomb after it exploded.

2009-10-18T22:21:00.004+08:00

ADAM LAMBERT - TIME FOR MIRACLES !
Cos I ain't giving up on us.

It's so awesome, it's even more awesome than me.
I hope youtube won't remove this.
ADAM LAMBERT RULES ~

I AM SO BORED EVEN BITTER GOURDS ARE HAPPIER THAN ME. I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT. MONDAY'S GOING TO BE AS BORING AS I AM NOW I GUESS. WHY, CAPLOCKS ARE COOL. OK WTH BYE.

2009-10-17T23:02:00.009+08:00

BET YOU CAN'T DO IT.