Thursday, December 31, 2009

What I want in 2010

  • Bloody hell grow taller.
  • Gaylambert to come to Singapore, and hold a freaking concert and and tickets should be free of charge to those hardcore obsessed fans.
  • GROW TALLER.
  • GROW TALLER.
  • GROW TALLER.
  • DSLR !
  • I
  • think
  • this
  • should
  • be
  • e-nuff



Be happy people !

10000000000000000 is better than 1

2010 is coming to town ~ Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, but there's nothing to celebrate about anyway.
7.5 hours or so to go.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....




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I will miss 2009. Best year of Shumei's life, so far.

Ermzzzz, basically, I love my friends this year !
One by one, get your toliet paper ready, let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooo:


First of all,
Yongyu: For being a bloody awesome sponge friend. Thanks for everything eh. EVERYTHING. For your little jokes, your shoulder, sounds abit wrong but anyway people, I'm not gay.Yongyu, you better still have the letter i gave you. Haha. People, I say, Yongyu, has been a very very very very awesome and horny(yes I love this part of her, fuck you if you are going: EEEEEEEEEEEEEW OMG DISGUSTING OMGGGGG.) friend. THANKS LAH ! And I'm terribly sorry for you know what. I can't do anything if you're still angry at me or anything. I'm bloody sorry. I said it, I'll say it again. Maybe I am a lousy friend, Maybe I dont understand you enough, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being insincere, I was fucked up at the moment, I got carried away.


Diyana: Ah my beloved dick CUM Tarzan, haha. Without you, I won't know a shit about a show called little britain or even know how to bloody bake. I had a great time with you and our little bitchy angel.


Angela: Hoi Angel, I used to hate you like how santa hate kids. But now I still hate you, haha kidding. Thanks for the words you said to me whenever I feel cranky (HORNY ALERT), and i hope you continue being obsessed with hairy bitchy cousin matthias, I'm proud of you. Ah, thanks for being mah enemy friend. "XOXO, hairy dick !" Haha. And stop skipping your dinner, or I will strangle you. Hehe.



Weekee: Oh mama. Weekaaaaaaaaaaaay ! I love your sexy little voice. Ahhh, I don't know what to say. I hope you see this, cos Weekee ruleeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.


Qiuyi: Aloha hardcore ss501 obssessed, Youuuu ahhh..... very cute lah. Psssst, may your dreams of migrating to South Korea come true!


Jiamin: Nice jokes you got, genius ! Don't worry, I'm still that short and sweet and abit sexy(WHOOOOPS) lucy you know.


Katherine: Maaaaa ! You're old already. How's life in the mental asylum ?! I'll visit you when I can. Kay, fine, I love you ma. Psst, but you're pretty annoying. KIDDING !

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Adam Lambert
: Hoi Glambert Gay, do you have any freaking idea how much I adore you?! Nah cuz you only take notice of guys. But you're hot.

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Miss Hu, Mr Sim, Mdm Chong: Bunch of great teachers. They are the holies of the teachers !

My Bank(Mum and Dad): Without them $$$, I won't be here.

My Aunt$: Thank$ Aunt$, I love you all !

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

silence can destroy

2010 is on it's way bitchettes !



Get over it, support gay rights, but you don't have to be gay. Ahh crap.



No offense intended.

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Monday, December 28, 2009


HAHA TOMMY JUST GET YOUR FREAKING **** OFF.


2010 seems exciting, Muse is coming to singapore (WHUUUUUT), Boys like girls is coming to singapore, Paramore is coming to singapore. O.O

Me: If Adam Lambert comes to singapore, would you buy me a ticket ?
MOM: It's a waste of money to watch a gay perform.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

those imaginary p*ssy scratches

Hehehe, Merry Christmas Eve my hardcore fellow pervs out there !
Come'on you know you're one heck of a perv too.


I'm spending my christmas eve with my d*cked up homework.
Speaking of that ...




Kay this sweet little girl needs some lessons.


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W.D.Y.S, its a roaring fucking success. We hum and we hum.


On behalf of myself, I wish you a merry christmas and a horny new year !

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Gay Kiss Out



Epic gay rejection.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Fang you

  • Flew to Chiangmai
  • Rode to kampong mama at fang
  • Reached kampong mama, find out they had a dog at home, WTF
  • Good thing is, the dog can't bark, ahahahahahahahaha
  • And oh, the dog's called Pillay, oh hail Govindasamy Pillay reincarnate
  • Was asked taught how to ride the motorcycle, turned out the motorcycle was anti-shumei, FML
  • Spent one week at kampong mama/fang, can't bear to leave the kampong and Pillay, but I had to
  • Wanted to touch the mute dog but my dad says I have some anti-dog disease, FML
  • After 10 days
SHUMEi'S BACK.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Piss on that suckaaaaa

Eninem's Elevator suck. Gays are not fake, at least lambert can sing. The song in my opinion is a piece of rap shit.
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Black dog in the backdrop. Weird. o.o


I'm flying in about 10 hours time. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.

\EDITED/


It's 11.15 pm and I can't sleep, I'm supposed to wake up by 4 am. I think I will be sleeping in the plane if this is the case. I can't close my eyes. O-O"

Let's talk dreams.

Dream #1:

It was like an impromptu meet and greet session at a stadium with Adam Lambert and Kris Allen. Everyone was carrying a haversack, don't know why. Then Adam and Kris arrived, everyone(excluding me) screamed and ran towards kris. Poor Adam, only have one fan. So me and adam sat down and talk(sweet dream) with many haversacks surrounding us, I got his autograph and hugged him (OMG -_-) then I forgot what happened next.

Dream #2:

I can't remember it in detail, but I remember being accuse by Yongyu's dad that I stole something from their house. I was only helping Yongyu get her clip or something. Yongyu's dad was so bloody fierce.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

You ate the moon.



Flying off in about 36 hours times. Flying back together on the same aeroplane with my fuckwit Angela owh. :B Will be back on 18 December. If you happen to be diagnosed with Severe I-miss-Shumei-Hardcore disease, contact meh by my phone, idiots. :D

Yongyu: I won't come back with a thai accent. :D

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Adam Lambert is so cute here.
Thank god Ellen's not straight.



How could they put someone so hot in a photo with a bunch of aliens ?

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Disney Lesbians







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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Degayified

It's like metal on your nails. O-O